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How to throw a Badass Party
Apr 24th
Good to be back and sorry for leaving you guys high and dry for so long. We have been really busy, but figure since it’s starting to get nice out we better discuss how to throw a badass party!
First off for a successful throw down, location is definitely numero uno! This can make or break you shindig if it’s in a shit place no one will show up! Also, depending upon where your guests and fellow partiers live they may not want to drive that far. Keep it close, and keep it catchy!
Make sure your party has a theme, there are loads of themes… our favorites include ABC, Tarzan and Jane, etc. This should be no issue thinking of something creative. Are you wanting to attract ladies? Simply make a theme that the ladies will want to dress over… this shouldn’t be too difficult.
Figure out how you want to keep tabs on who gets in and who doesn’t. If you have plans to deny some people, make sure you have a reason and a bouncer or someone big enough to handle the dirty work if times get rough!
Create a special playlist for you party. Loads can be found all over the net, but a playlist and music definitely sets the tone for a sick party… along with the theme of course.
Drunk Basketball, Drunk Horse
Apr 8th
Drunk Basketball, Drunk Horse
So what do you do when your in a gym full of drunk people, the pong tables are full and flip cup is just not calling your name? That was the predicament a buddy and I were in and this was cause for immediate improvisation. We had a basketball, basketball goal and a beer in one hand. We thought to ourselves any pussy can play horse, but what would two drunk guys play? From there we created drunk basketball or drunk man’s horse.
The game of horse is to be played with a beer (or any other beverage of your choice) in your hand at all times. I have to warn you that this was the longest game of horse known to man and it got worse and worse with each attempt (due to increased intoxication after each shot). I do not think we even finished the game but I would have to say to anyone that does, ” you were not drinking enough”!
Another thing that I took from this experience is that there are no winners or losers in this game, only good times and drunken moments. So now I leave it to each of you. When it looks like there is nothing to do but stand around and drink, take the initiative and create your drinking game. If the previous was a bit deep for anyone ill simplify my message with a simple quote…. A wise man once said, ” when you have some free time, play with your balls and see what you come up with”.
How to play Drunk Basketball or Drunk Horse:
what you need for Drunk Basketball: 2+ people, an alcoholic drink of choice, 1 or more basketballs, 1 basketball hoop
How do you play Drunk Basketball: The first person picks a place to shoot, if they make it everyone thereafter must shoot and make it, if you miss you must take a drink. After missing 5 shots (or spelling H-O-R-S-E) you are out and must finish your drink. This process is repeated till their is 1 standing winner.
Ever thought about doing yoga? Get drunk instead….
Apr 7th
I always hear about guys and girls doing yoga… this has me thinking, is this really code for them being drunk off their asses aka Drunk yoga? You will see why I feel it is code for drunk off your ass below:
Yoga my ass.. just know we here at Party-fouls.com have you figured out! You’re going to get drunk off your ass…
The Never Ending College Drunk Cycle
Apr 5th
The Never Ending College Drunk Cycle
This cycle is too true. I can’t even say how often I hear, “Dude I feel like shit today man, I am never f*cking drinking again!” What I find funny about this is I am then hanging out or partying with this person the following weekend! College kids just don’t learn… myself included.
I saw this picture and busted out laughing though, I felt it was a must for our followers to see. If you haven’t followed this cycle then you are either lying to yourself, or you just aren’t getting throwed enough yet. My favorite is the people I have to drag to the truck, carry over my shoulder to the apartment, lay them next to the toilet, take care of the the next day while they are hung over, then they call me a few days later to party. I don’t know about you guys, but I just can’t do that kind of turn around!
So this is for the never let go party crowd!
Recommended Website: www.ineedcollege.com
Apr 4th
We are going to be doing a guest website review today over http://www.ineedcollege.com. This website has some pretty cool unique sections we think our fans will appreciate! Here are the sections:
Photos, Videos, Stories:
This section has loads of college related pictures, videos, and stories. The stories are generally a paragraph long, and are more geared towards gossip. The videos & pictures section allow for user uploads and both contain hilarious pictures & videos. It’s definitely worth while to check them out! Especially the spring break video featured here:
Hotties:
This next section is all about hotties, it contains both men and women, and allows for users to rate and comment. With each photo submission you can specify your Univeristy, name, class, and hometown. Some lovely ladies on there… 
Blog:
This feature is exactly what it sounds like, various blog posts ranging from sunbathing etiquette to Must have Iphone Aps for the college student.
College Q&A:
This is a section we really like and feel is unique. It has a format similar to Yahoo Answers. Users can ask questions on a variety of topics such as academics, college advice, dorm room essentials, etc. Users are allowed to rate questions, read them, answer them, and share them. Definitely a worthwhile section to explore.
Fmy:
This is an interesting section, users are able to post about Fmy jobs, professors, coworkers, boss, and friends. It looks to be similar to our party foul posts, with the options to rate and comment as well. The topics though are what make this section interesting.
Music:
Last, but not least… music! This is an awesome section to just go and hangout in. You can turn the various playlists on, minimize the window, and go about your computer needs! These playlist are submitted through mixpod.com and are submitted by users. You have the ability to rate and comment on playlists as well. Here is our sample playlist:
